– Paul Atreides
– also, Don when he got a job offer in Denver, Colorado
I live in Denver. A city that is impossible to place. It's not really the Midwest, but it's definitely not the west coast. It's also not Austin. It's in between everything. A city that really doesn't know what it wants to be.
People will talk about the mountains, but in reality, they are hours away. Denver is often positioned as some sort of mountainous fantasyland. It's really not.
Denver is actually just a desert (a desert with a good marketing team). Like most deserts, Denver is DRY AF. You are a mile above sea level which really just means you are a mile closer to the sun. [Science tells us that spending a year at altitude has the aging equivalent of 2.7 years at sea level.]
I live in Denver. A city that is impossible to place. It's not really the Midwest, but it's definitely not the west coast. It's also not Austin. It's in between everything. A city that really doesn't know what it wants to be.
People will talk about the mountains, but in reality, they are hours away. Denver is often positioned as some sort of mountainous fantasyland. It's really not.
Denver is actually just a desert (a desert with a good marketing team). Like most deserts, Denver is DRY AF. You are a mile above sea level which really just means you are a mile closer to the sun. [Science tells us that spending a year at altitude has the aging equivalent of 2.7 years at sea level.]
If you have ever visited Denver, you probably woke up in the middle of the night gasping for air with your eyes crusted shut as you desperately searched for water. That's not normal. That's the desert, and the desert takes the weak.
So how does one maintain a youthful glow when you're aging faster than everyone else in the country? I am here to bless you and your epidermis with a product that will harness the blinding light of the desert within your mother@#*!ing aura!
The secret is snail mucin. Huh? Specifically, COSRX Advanced Snail 96 Mucin Power Essence. Snails excrete a slime that has insane moisturizing properties. The nasty little wake of a typical garden snail contains ingredients like glycoproteins, hyaluronic acid, and glycolic acid, which effectively seal in moisture. We're talking anti-aging, molecular shit here! If it sounds mysterious, it's because it is. But aging beautifully in the desert is a mystery in itself. Glowing skin isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience.
So how does one maintain a youthful glow when you're aging faster than everyone else in the country? I am here to bless you and your epidermis with a product that will harness the blinding light of the desert within your mother@#*!ing aura!
The secret is snail mucin. Huh? Specifically, COSRX Advanced Snail 96 Mucin Power Essence. Snails excrete a slime that has insane moisturizing properties. The nasty little wake of a typical garden snail contains ingredients like glycoproteins, hyaluronic acid, and glycolic acid, which effectively seal in moisture. We're talking anti-aging, molecular shit here! If it sounds mysterious, it's because it is. But aging beautifully in the desert is a mystery in itself. Glowing skin isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience.
If you think this is the only product required in the desert??? This is just the beginning. DESERT POWER... NO! SNAIL 96 MUCIN POWER ESSENCE!